Dear President, (the Mister I spare me again, because we are friends in mind.) On behalf of me, my glourious past as Vicechancellor, and Dr. Jörg Jörgl Haider, who I represent here on earth, I wish to congratulate you heartly for your Covid-Comeback. Dr. Jörgl always said, „Here I am again!“ And here you are! I tried this sort of comback too here in the ViennaElection, but you know, it is too a small city. Me and Dr. Haider, we are close to you. In America we could have been President. Jörgl was good in taxes and banking. And me I was good with paintballplays in the woods with some proud boys.
So with us not only trees were explosive. The Jörgl would have become President and me Vice. Anyway, this is what I want to tell you: Austria got talent. And You can have it. I am a good adviser, also for the covidproblem. I recall one thing: My Party and me long before Corona, prohibited masks alltogether in Austria. Know why? The leftists masked themselves and attacked our Proudboys. So we share the same wavelength, Donald. I want to give you the maskprohibitionidea for free. I hope you love it and that You write me back, not that You also suffer a „ViennaElection“ like me. Seize the Moment, call me! Your ÄtschSee